A Short Course on Marketing for a Smile

WHAT IS MARKETING?


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's 'Direct Marketing'.


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. Marry him.' -That's 'Advertising'.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.' - That's 'Telemarketing' .

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?' - That's 'Public Relations' .

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says: 'You are very rich! Can you marry me?' - That's 'Brand Recognition' .

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's 'Customer Feedback'.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
And she introduces you to her husband. - That's 'Demand and Supply Gap' .

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?'
and she goes with him - That's 'Competition eating into your Market Share'.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - That's 'Restriction for entering New Markets '.