THE ORIGINAL QUOTEIf you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours;
If she doesn't, she never was.....
THE NEW VERSIONS ARE.....Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours;
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time, forget her.
Patient:If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....
C++ Programmer:if(you-love( m_she))m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist: If you love someone,
Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom.
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Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free...
She'll evolve.
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Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high;
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone,
don't set her free.
MBA:
If you love someone,
Set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously.
Psychologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant;
If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme;
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnambulist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, it's a nightmare;
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, map her into your system;
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.
Finance expert:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans;
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty;
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.
But before I leave...
Here I SAVE the Last Dance for You!!