妈妈呀！你想撑死我啊？！！Oh mama, you wanna drown me?
世界上最难拐的弯！！ The most tricky turn of roads in the world!
如果你的车锁坏了，可以这样！！You can do this if you car's door lock is out of order!
我的喝酒技术比《射雕英雄传》的丘处机还要厉害！ Who can drink better than me huh?
女酒鬼的悲惨下场！！！The tragic ending of a girl drunkard!
数一数共喝了多少啤酒 ? Count how many bottles of beer this guy has consumed?
骑车的高手！The master of cycling!
我也来一个有技术含量的！！！Not to be outdone, let me show off my skill!
停车的最高境界！！The greatest skill of all parkings!
中国功夫过桥 Crossing bridge using Chinese kungfu
一山还有一山高！！！ Another master of balancing act!
民间杂技高手！！Acrobat on the street!
古墓派的轻功！！你服不服? Won't you admire at this guy's kungfu?
又是一个高手！！Yet another master!
最新款随身手提电脑！！The latest state-of-the-art mobile personal computer!
中西方理发大师大比拼！！！ Competition between Oriental and Western barbers!
和黑人结婚的烦恼！！！ The trouble with marrying black!
如今的小孩子，哎..
Kids these days, sigh....
发现目标，立刻发射猪弹！！Target locked in, fire the piggy missle!
发现目标，立刻发射猪弹！！Target locked in, fire the piggy missle!
我是流氓，我怕谁 ? I am a rascal, ain't nobody I fear!
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(Courtesy of a forwarded mail from C.K. Cheong)