A boss called an employee on his home phone about an urgent problem and a child whispered: "Hello?""Is your Dad home?"
“Yes!"
"May I talk 2 him?"
"No."
"Is your Mum there?"
“Yes."
"May I talk 2 her?"
"No."
"Is there anyone besides u?"
"Yes, a Policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing the boss asked: "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy."
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Dad, Mum and the Fireman."
Growing concerned the boss asked: "What's going on there?""The search team just landed the helicopter."
"What are they searching for?"
Still whispering the young voice replied with a giggle, "ME!!"