Lesson in Logic

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... 
So why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman,
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

The wise never marry,
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Your future depends on your dreams.
So go to sleep.
.
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why learn?

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Jason Gan)