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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Thought You Knew Everything?

For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
Here's A Refresher Course:
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
Than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You burn more calories sleeping
Than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
Was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
From each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
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Apples, not caffeine,
Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ' Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
But, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
And no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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So..
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush !!!

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from CK Cheong)