If You Love Someone, Set Her Free..

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours;
If she doesn't, she never was.....

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE.....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours;
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom.

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Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set her free...

She'll evolve.

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Statisticians:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high;

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:

If you love someone,

don't set her free.

MBA:

If you love someone,

Set her free instantaneously,

And look for others simultaneously.

Psychologist:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, her super ego is dominant;

If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme;

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, it's a nightmare;

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, map her into your system;

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis.

Finance expert:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans;

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, she has brand loyalty;

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.

But before I leave...

Here I SAVE the Last Dance for You!!