Monday, June 29, 2009

Funny Equations

Equation 1:

Human = Eat + Sleep + Work + Enjoy
Donkey = Eat + Sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + Enjoy

Therefore:
Human-Enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to Enjoy = Donkey that Works.

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Equation 2:

Man = Eat + Sleep + Earn Money
Donkey = Eat + Sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + Earn Money

Therefore:
Man-Earn Money = Donkey

In other words,
Man who doesn't Earn Money = Donkey
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Equation 3:

Woman= Eat + Sleep + Spend
Donkey = Eat + Sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + Spend
Woman - Spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't Spend = Donkey
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3,

Man who doesn't Earn Money = Woman who doesn't Spend

So Man Earns Money not to let Woman become a Donkey!
And Woman Spends not to let the Man become a Donkey!

So, we have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + Earn Money + Donkey +
Spend Money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude that:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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