Funny Equations

Human = Eat + Sleep + Work + Enjoy
Donkey = Eat + Sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + Enjoy
Therefore:
Human-Enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to Enjoy = Donkey that Works.
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Equation 2:
Man = Eat + Sleep + Earn Money

Donkey = Eat + Sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + Earn Money
Therefore:
Man-Earn Money = Donkey
In other words,
Man who doesn't Earn Money = Donkey
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Woman= Eat + Sleep + Spend
Donkey = Eat + Sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + Spend
Woman - Spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't Spend = Donkey
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To Conclude:

Man who doesn't Earn Money = Woman who doesn't Spend
So Man Earns Money not to let Woman become a Donkey!
And Woman Spends not to let the Man become a Donkey!
So, we have:
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude that:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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