Four Catholic Men & A Catholic Woman‏

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest.

When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father' .'

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop.

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'.'

The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence' .'

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope.

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'.'

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 36D-22-38.

When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh My God!....'

(Courtesy of a forwarded mail from Gloria Siew)