中国內地趣味段子 (Funny Doggerel in China)
1. 長壽指引 The Guideline for Longevity
不抽煙不喝酒,活到 63 歲,林彪同志;
He neither smoked nor boozed, lived to 63 years old, Comrade Lin Biao;
He just boozed but didn’t smoke, lived to 73 years old, Comrade Chou Enlai;
只抽煙不喝酒,活到 83 歲,毛主席同志;
He just smoked but didn’t booze, lived to 83 years old, Comrade Chairman Mao Zedong;
既抽煙又喝酒,活到 93 歲,小平同志;
He smoked and boozed, lived to 93 years old, Comrade Deng Xiaoping;
He excelled at smoking, boozing, womanizing and gambling, lived to 103 years old, Young Marshal Zhang Xueliang;
He had not a single bad habit and tried to do good deeds every day, lived to 23 years old. Comrade Lei Feng!
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One only needs to achieve the last position to realize all the aforesaid dreams!
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3. 一句 Words
有一句說一百句的是文學家,這叫文采;
He who speaks 100 words for one word is a Writer. This is called “Literary Grace”.
有一句說十句的是教授,這叫學問;
He who speaks 10 words for one word is a Professor. This is called “Learning”.
有一句說一句的是律師,這叫謹慎;
He who speaks one word for one word is a Lawyer. This is called “Prudence".
說一句留一句的是外交家,這叫嚴謹;
He who speaks one word and keeps another word is a Diplomat. This is called “Rigour”.
有十句說一句的是政治家,這叫心計;
He who speaks one word for 10 words is a Politician. This is called “Scheming”.
有一百句只說一句是出家人,這叫玄機;
He who speaks one word for 100 words is a Monk. This is called “Mystery”.
有千言萬語卻一句也不說但總發短信的,這叫友誼!
He who doesn’t speak a word even with thousands of words in his mind but prefers to send sms, this is called “Friendship”!
(Courtesy of a forwarded mail from Kerwin Lim, translated by the Blogger.)
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