Who is Missing?

A boss called an employee on his home phone about an urgent problem and a child whispered: "Hello?"

"Is your Dad home?"

“Yes!"

"May I talk 2 him?"

"No."

"Is your Mum there?"

“Yes."

"May I talk 2 her?"

"No."

"Is there anyone besides u?"

"Yes, a Policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing the boss asked: "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy."

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Dad, Mum and the Fireman."

Growing concerned the boss asked: "What's going on there?"

"The search team just landed the helicopter."

"What are they searching for?"

Still whispering the young voice replied with a giggle, "ME!!"