Women What Are You?

If you ask her precious vote, she says you're disturbing.
If you don’t, she says you're snubbing.

If you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy,

If you're not, she thinks you're rugged.

If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman,
If you don’t, you’re not a man.
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If you praise her, she thinks you're lying,

If you don't, you're good for nothing.

If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing,
If you don’t, you're not understanding.

If you make romance, you’re an "experienced man",

If you don't, you're a "half-half man".

If you visit her often, she thinks it's boring,
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing.

If she's visited by another man, "Oh! It's natural, we're girls."

If you're a minute late, she complains it is hard to wait.

If you come on time, for hours she makes you wait.

If you propose love within a brief acquaintanceship, you're a fresh guy,

If you postpone 'til later, she'll wonder why.

If you fail to assist her in crossing the street, you lack ethics,

If you do, she thinks it is just one of man's tactics.

If you're jealous, she says it's bad,
If you're not, she doubts your love and is not glad.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her,
If you don’t, she thinks you don’t like her.

If you listen, she wants you to talk,

If you talk, she wants you to listen.

If you contradict her, she does not like it,

If you don’t, she thinks you're gullible...

Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!...Women......

So simple yet so complex,

So weak yet so powerful,

So confusing, but so desirable.....HELP!!!