Just for laughs!

One laugh per day is better than eating one apple a day.

A man was granted two wishes by God.

He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.

He got mineral water and Mother Teresa.

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There are three kinds of men in this world:

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

The rest get married and wonder what happened!

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Wives are magicians. They can turn anything into an argument.

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When asked in class: Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful life than men?

A very INTELLIGENT student replied:

"Because women don't have wives!"

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Husband to his wife: "Honey... I've invited a friend home for supper."

Wife: "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

Husband: "I know all that."

Wife: "Then why did you invite a friend home for supper?"

Husband: "Because the poor fool is thinking of getting married!"

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Cool message to mother-in-law:

"Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"

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When a married man replies: "I'll think about it." -- What he really means is that he hasn't asked his wife for permission yet!

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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"

The doctor replies: "Give him the opportunity to speak while he's awake!"

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from CK Chang)