How Life Has Changed -- Then & Now

Remember when we were young?

Life was so much simpler.
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Symptoms and Diagnosis:

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.

Symptoms then: Love

Diagnosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.

Symptoms then: Love

Diagnosis now: Parkinson's Disease

3. Constant smiling.

Symptoms then: Love

Diagnosis now: Bell's Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.

Symptoms then: Love

Diagnosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease

5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or visits.

Symptoms then: Love

Diagnosis now: Multiple Sclerosis

6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
Symptoms then: Love

Diagnosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

7. Bruising on neck and other tender areas.

Symptoms then: Love bites

Diagnosis now: Leukaemia

8. Insomnia.

Symptoms then: Love

Diagnosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia
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9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.

Symptoms then: Love

Diagnosis now: Schizophrenia

.......... How life has changed!!!
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(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Khor Kean Kar)