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Saturday, September 21, 2013

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN AND A MAN

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.  Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.  Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. 
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.  Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.  Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.  With a glorious and all conquering past. 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.  Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.  Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. 
After 70, she becomes Tibet.  Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.  An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran.  Ruled by a pair of nuts.  THE END. 
(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Kong Seh Yik)