Contention of Five Surgeons

(Courtesy of a forwarded email from Tang Tuck Hoong)

Five Malaysian Surgeons are discussing on who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first, a Penang surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered.'

The second, a Sabah surgeon responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third, a Kelantan surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

Then the fourth, a Selangor surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. '

But the fifth, a KL surgeon shut them all up when he exclaimed 'You're all wrong! Politicians like Semi Value and the Barisan robbers are the easiest to operate on. There's no heart, ..no spine, ..no guts, ...no balls, ..no brains, and........the head and the arse are interchangeable !!'