An Italian, a Scotsman & a Chinaman
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinaman are hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed to a huge pile of sand which was to be moved.
He then said, 'I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.' When the foreman returned after a couple of hours, the pile of sand was untouched.
Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.' The Scotsman replied, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, but ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, but ah couldna fin' him either.' (Courtesy of forwarded mail from Tan Seng Khoon)


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