The New Mathematical Formulae

The new mathematical formula that you may like.

Mathematically speaking,

Equation 1:

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Human = Eat + Sleep + Work + Enjoy

Donkey = Eat + Sleep

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Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + Enjoy

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Therefore:

Human - Enjoy = Donkey + Work

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In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to Enjoy = Donkey that Works.

Equation 2:
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Man = Eat + Sleep + Earn Money
Donkey = Eat + Sleep
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Therefore:
Man = Donkey + Earn Money
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Therefore:
Man - Earn Money = Donkey
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In other words,
Man who doesn't Earn Money = Donkey

Equation 3:
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Woman= Eat + Sleep + Spend Money
Donkey = Eat + Sleep
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Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + Spend Money
Woman - Spend = Donkey
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In other words,
Woman who doesn't Spend Money = Donkey
To Conclude:
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>From Equation 2 and Equation 3:
Man who doesn't Earn Money = Woman who doesn't Spend Money
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So Man Earns Money not to let Woman become a Donkey!
And a Woman Spends Money not to let the Man become a Donkey!
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So, we have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + Earn Money + Donkey + Spend Money
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Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Cheaw Hon Ming)