Married 50 years

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now, I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from CK Chang)

A Bit of Humour for Men & Women

A man was granted two wishes by God.

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.

Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened!

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Wives are magicians.

They can change anything into an argument.

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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men?

A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married!

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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE:

Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!

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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"

The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Jason Gan)

Kim Jong Un Nuclear Threats

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Khor Kean Kar)

Frozen Lemon - A Cure for Everything?

All it is.....is a frozen lemon

Many professionals in restaurants and eateries are using or consuming the entire lemon and nothing is wasted. How can you use the whole lemon without waste?

Simple .. place the washed lemon in the freezer section of your refrigerator. Once the lemon is frozen, get your grater, and shred the whole lemon (no need to peel it) and sprinkle it on top of your foods.

Sprinkle it to your vegetable salad, ice cream, soup, cereals, noodles, spaghetti sauce, rice, sushi, fish dishes, whisky ... the list is endless.

All of the foods will unexpectedly have a wonderful taste, something that you may have never tasted before. Most likely, you only think of lemon juice and vitamin C. Not anymore.

Now that you've learned this lemon secret, you can use lemon even in instant cup noodles.

What's the major advantage of using the whole lemon other than preventing waste and adding new taste to your dishes?

Well, you see lemon peels contain as much as 5 to 10 times more vitamins than the lemon juice itself. And yes, that's what you've been wasting.

But from now on, by following this simple procedure of freezing the whole lemon, then grating it on top of your dishes, you can consume all of those nutrients and get even healthier.

It's also good that lemon peels are health rejuvenators in eradicating toxic elements in the body.

So place your washed lemon in your freezer, and then grate it on your meal every day. It is a key to make your foods tastier and you get to live healthier and longer!

That's the lemon secret! Better late than never, right? The surprising benefits of lemon!

Lemon (Citrus) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy.

Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits.

You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy.

How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimillionaires large corporations?

As you know, the lemon tree is known for its varieties of lemons and limes.

You can eat the fruit in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc... It is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumours.

This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types. Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders.

The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that it destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreas...

The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells.

And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells.

So, give those lemons a good wash, freeze them and grate them. Your whole body will love you for it!!!!!

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

-- THERE ARE NO STRANGERS, ONLY FRIENDS YOU HAVEN'T MET!!

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from CK Chang)

A Banana A Day Keeps the Doctor Away

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from CK Chang)

BEE GEES - BEST OF VIDEO MEDLEY (HD) (27 Videos) (1968-2003)

Too Much Heaven (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Nights On Broadway (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Run To Me (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
I Can't See Nobody (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
And The Sun Will Shine (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
New York Mining Disaster 1941 (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas) Heartbreaker (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Guilty (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
To Love Somebody (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Morning Of My Life (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Islands In The Stream (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Still Waters (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
I've Gotta Get A Message To You (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas) Staying Alive (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Night Fever (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Tragedy (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Greese (LIVE 1997 MGM Las Vegas)
Alone (Official Video 1997)
This Is Where I Came In (LIVE 2001)
N.Y. Mining Disaster 1941 (LIVE 1968 Beat Club Bremen)
I've Gotta Get A Message To You (LIVE 1968 Beat Club Bremen) Juliet (Robin Gibb) (LIVE 1983)
Please (Robin Gibb) (LIVE 2003)
You Win Again (Tribute Video)
Another Lonely Night In New York (Robin Gibb) (Tribute Video)
Andy Gibb - I Just Want To Be Your Everything (Tribute Video)
Juliet (Robin Gibb) (Official Video 1983)