Saturday, October 31, 2009

You Can't Make the Weak Strong

This Professor explains the whole concept of socialism extremely well.

Abraham Lincoln said the same as Dr. Rodgers when he proclaimed: "You cannot make the weak strong by making the strong weak!"* *

Simple Analogy

*An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that.

*What a profound short little paragraph that says it all**

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."

**~~~~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931*

Misjudgement

How our inner Ego sometimes misjudges a PERSON.

A lady in a faded grey dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun suit walked in timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office.

The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn't even deserve to be in Harvard.

"We want to see the President," the man said softly.
"He'll be busy all day, " the secretary snapped.

"We'll wait," the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president. "Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave," she said to him..

The President, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple.

The lady told him, "We had a son who attended Harvard for one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus."

The president wasn't touched....He was shocked. "Madam," he said, gruffly, "we can't put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery."

"Oh, no," the lady explained quickly. "We don't want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard."
The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, and then exclaimed, "A building! Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard."

For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now.

The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, "Is that all it costs to start a university? Why don't we just start our own?"

Her husband nodded.. The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment.

Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the University that bears their name. Stanford University, a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.

Most of the time we judge people by their outer appearance, which can be misleading.. And in this impression, we tend to treat people badly by thinking they can do nothing for us. Thus we tend to lose our potential good friends, employees or customers.

Remember, rarely do we meet people with whom we can click and want to share & grow together. Because of our EGO, we miss them forever. It is you who can decide with whom you associated with everyday.
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I end this beautiful story with a note:
Small brain talk without thinking,

Average brain talk and think at the same time,

Big brain walk the talk.

So which one are you? I am just thankful I still have some brains!

(Courtesy of a forwarded mail from C.K. Cheong)

Breathing Therapy


The nose has a left and a right side; we use both to inhale and exhale.

Actually they are different; you would be able to feel the difference.

The right side represents the sun, left side represents the moon. During a headache, try to close your right nose and use your left nose to breathe.

In about 5 minutes, your headache will go?

If you feel tired, just reverse, close your left nose and breathe through your right nose. After a while, you will feel your mind is refreshed.

Right side belongs to 'hot', so it gets heated up easily, left side belongs to 'cold'.

Most females breathe with their left noses, so they get "cooled off" faster.

Most of the guys breathe with their right noses, they get worked up.

Do you notice the moment we wake up, which side breathes faster? Left or right? ?

If left is faster, you will feel tired.

So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing, you will get refreshed quickly. This can be taught to kids, but it is more effective when practiced by adults.

My friend used to have bad headaches and was always visiting the doctor. There was this period when he suffered headache literally every night, unable to study.

He took painkillers, did not work. He decided to try out the breathing therapy here: closed his right nose and breathed through his left nose.

In less than a week, his headaches were gone! He continued the exercise for one month.

This alternative natural therapy without medication is something that he has experienced.

So, why not give it a try?

Sunday, October 25, 2009

A Prompt Panacea for Diarrhoea

QUICKEST WAY TO STOP DIARRHOEA (by: A Singaporean)

When someone gets diarrhoea, sometimes the solution is so easy, we wonder why anyone has to suffer.

Of all the ingredients here, the most potent is rice, but not in the usual form we eat it in, and neither would rice porridge work too well.

The secret is in rice water.

This is already known in this region. Ask your maids -- Sri Lankan, Indonesian, Filipina and they would know about it. My Malaysian relatives know about it. My mother knew about it.

When Dr Albert Winsemius came to Singapore for a farewell and thank-you dinner in his honour, he brought along his wife Aly and his granddaughter, Jolijn. Both women came down with very bad gastroenteritis. They saw the doctor who gave them medic
ation. It was slow to work.

Mother boiled some rice in lots of water and went to their hotel with two 1.5L bottles of rice water. I cringed in shame at the offer of this folk remedy, which seemed so primitive to me. Never heard of this cure before. To my surprise, it worked, and they were even able to go out for dinner the next day. Both were exclaiming how the rice water did the trick of making them well again. Well, lucky it worked, I thought to myself.

I was discussing this some years back with Kim Ng, the ex-matron of KK Hospital . She said, yes, that is what Professor Wong Hock Boon, thenotable pediatrician teaches. I was shocked and made some comment how could he? It was common knowledge so what had he to do with it?

Many months later, I regretted laughing at it. Dr Christina Shanta Emmanuel, who is the CEO of...uh, which group I have forgotten, either National Health Group, or Polyclinics, or whatever.. regarded me seriously when I brought up the topic like it was good fun. She said that Prof Wong Hock Boon had presented a paper on it at some conference after he had done clinical trials.

Then his results were published in the Lancet, the Medical Journal all doctors read. In fact, said Shanta, he was credited for saving the livesof 2 million African babies by this method.

I am impressed.

It is rice water and not rice, that does the trick. I have found it effective again and again.

THE EXACT RECIPE

You take a handful of rice and boil it in a large saucepan with lots of water. Like three or four large glasses. Then you cool that and drink the water. If you are in a hurry to relieve the ailing person, take the saucepan off the fire and dunk it in a frying pan or basin of cool water with ice cubes if necessary. This gives the patient a chance to drink the rice water sooner and cure himself or herself sooner.

When drinking the rice water, make sure there is lots of it. You have to tell the patient that enough water must go in to line your guts from throat to other end, all 10 to 12 metres of it. If you take rice, it stays in the stomach. If you take broth, some of it may go into the small intestine. But if you take rice water, it will carry rice grains to every inch of your small and large intestine to the end where the problem is.

How does it work? Even Prof Wong Hock Boon doesn't know. Read the article by going to this site: http://rehydrate.org/dd/dd06.htm#page2

It is good to pass on the news to everyone you know because the complaint is so common and people suffer unnecessarily. You would bedoing your friends a great favour to relieve them of their misery when the occasion arises.
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(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Magdalene Lim)

Which is the Best Insurance?

The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby.

So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said, "Don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET".

The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential and the agent replied,"Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child FROM THE WOMB RIGHT UP TO THE TOMB".

The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from AIA. He told the AIA agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer.

The AIA agent thought for a while and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Prudential and Great Eastern. We'll insure your child
FROM ERECTION TO RESURRECTION!"

(Courtesy of a forwarded mail from Magdalene Lim)

Lateral Thinking

Try the Questions below before looking at the Answers to test your ability of Lateral Thinking!
And the ANSWERS are .....

*The last one took the basket with the egg in it.
*The rest were women
*Pour the second into the fifth
*He lived in a lighthouse

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Yoga Compare - Girls vs Machines





































The Miracle of Digital Editing

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Magdalene Lim)

Monday, October 19, 2009

吃菜最不該扔的四大寶

食用某些食物時,有些看似應該丟棄的部分,其實營養價值可能還大于食物本身,看看您是不是不小心把它們放棄了。魚的眼睛,特別是金槍魚科的鮪魚眼珠,含有相當豐富的二十二碳六烯酸(DHA)和二十碳五烯酸(EPA)等難得的不飽和脂肪酸,這種天然物質最大的補益效用是能夠激活人的腦部細胞,增強大腦記憶力和思維能力,對防止記憶力衰退、膽固醇增高、高血壓等多種疾病大有裨益。食一物補一物,臨床實驗也證明,魚眼還能改善視力減退等症狀。

吃橘子時,千萬別在剝去橘皮之後,將橘瓣外表的白色經絡扯得一幹二淨。其實,橘絡中含有一種名為'路丁'的維生素,能使人的血管保持正常彈性和密度,減少血管壁的脆性和滲透性,防止毛細血管滲血,高血壓病人發生腦溢血及糖尿病人發生視網膜出血。對于平時有出血傾向的人,特別是有血管硬化傾向的老人,食用橘絡更有益處。

肉骨頭的營養比肉更勝一籌,將豬骨與鮮豬肉的營養成分作比較,其蛋白質、鐵質、鈉和產生的能量都遠遠高于鮮肉,蛋白質高出奶粉23%,高出牛肉61%,是豬肉的兩倍,是雞蛋的一倍多。它含有大量人體必需的營養素,如大腦所不可缺少的磷脂質、磷蛋白,促進肝功能的蛋氨酸、氨基酸、維生素A、維生素B1、B2等;還含有大量防止老化的類粘朊和骨膠元。尤其難得的是,熬湯後,它的營養成分比植物性食品更易為人體所吸收。

辣椒葉蛋白氨基酸種類齊全,總含量高出辣椒果實近3倍。其中有防癌作用的元氈插A辣椒葉中的含量也高于辣椒果實近1倍。並且辣椒葉還含有豐富的鈣質、胡蘿卜素,多種維生素和其他營養物質。適量吃辣椒葉能促進胃液分泌,增進食欲,適用于消化不良、腸胃脹氣、胃寒痛等症。常食辣椒葉還能起到驅寒暖胃、補肝明目、減肥美容的作用。辣椒葉味道甘甜鮮嫩,口感很好。既可單獨做菜,也可與肉類同炒,還可煮湯。

Friday, October 16, 2009

The Cabbie and the Nun

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE. WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

(Courtesy of a forwarded mail from Magdalene Lim)

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