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钱不是万能的

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只能陪你一程

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Hon Too Fang)

Parents' Wish

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Yong Yew Khoon)

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Note: This is a revisit of a similar post on 24/07/2008 by the blogger.

3 Idiots - 值得省思的教育制度

教與學
這現像，
或許你我都曾遇見過．．．

壓力鍋的年代，似乎久遠，也似乎一直存在，
只是，”反應”越來越不同，
默默承受與哇哇大叫中，
沒有誰對誰錯，
只能說，是在考驗
"人性"吧～

是壓力或是推力
就看怎"使力"
常在說
捏麵人如果沒有經過揉壓擠捏
只是一坨彩色的麵團吧了
力道為何?
麵團怎承?
值得細細想...



簡單說就可以了？

看看，想想，想想，看看
似曾相識嗎？

感概中不禁要問，我們的教育

問題出在哪裡？



3 Idiots- 說出無數大學生的心聲

《三個白痴》，另有譯名《三傻大鬧寶萊塢》，2009年賀歲檔在印度上映之後口碑不錯，IMDB上8.1分。
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《貧民窟的百萬富翁》曾一度燃起國內的觀衆對印度的興趣，那其實是一部把鏡頭對準印度­­的英國電影，但《三個白痴》這部引起衆多網友驚嘆的青春勵志電影，確是如假包換的印­度­製作。片名《三個白痴》(3 Idiots)，講述的卻是三個神一樣的小伙子在大學裡的青蔥往事，其中的一個天才學­­子更是敢於挑戰權威，公然與填鴨式的教育體製作對。這部2009年的印度票房大熱之­作­，最近在網絡上流傳後卻引發國內觀衆的強烈共鳴，不少網友熱力推薦給身邊的朋友。

Jokes on Priest

The Priest and the Archbishop

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman,“I know what we’ll do. After I’ve operated on the priest, I’ll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.”

“Do you think it will work?” she asks.

“It’s worth a try.” he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.

After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, “Father, you’re not going to believe this.”

“What?” asks the priest, “what happened?”.

“You gave birth to a child!”.

“But that’s impossible!” says the priest.

“I just did the operation,” insists the doctor, “it’s a miracle! Here’s your baby.”

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, “Son, I have something to tell you. I’m not your father.”

The son says,“What do you mean, you’re not my father?”

The priest replies,“I am your mother. The archbishop is your father.”
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Italian man making confession

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”

“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest.

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“It’s worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors,” continued the old man.

“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk – you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest.

“Thanks, Father,” said the old man. “That’s a load off of my mind. Can
I ask another question?”

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

The old man asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”
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A Marriage Made In Heaven

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly.

The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven.

The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he’ll get back with them on that request.

A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can – in fact – get married in Heaven.

To his surprise, the woman asks, “Just wondering, if things don’t work out will we be able to get a divorce?”

With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out, “Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here… you really think I’m gonna find a lawyer?”

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Tan Seng Khoon)

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