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Multi-disciplinary Definitions of Kiss

Prof. of Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra:
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

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Prof. of Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy:
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture:
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Prof. of Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

It's called Mindset

As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not.

My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller, we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free."

My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.... Why shouldn't we try it again?

"YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT!"

Learn to Write Your Hurts in the Sand

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE .

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"

The other friend replied, "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE!!!

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

What is "Love"?

When Construction Goes Wrong

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